Icy Fingers of Death

Icy Fingers of Death

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the terrifying wonders of nature called Icy Fingers of Death aka Antarctic Brinicles. Then, at 14:31, they talk news stories including, counterfeit Vax cards, Jay Cutler, the drying Colorado river, Casa Bonita's new owners, and the Washington Monument gets struck by lightning! At 38:56, Jesse McIntosh want to join the almighty Jiminy's Snitches. At 40:30, your Facebook World News Update and Flooded Tucson RMX. At 42:50, Deb Loftis remembers her dear friend Kendall. Finally, at 52:40, Steve Southwick returns to tell of a fake parade on St. Patty's Day! #AntarcticBrinicles

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Reincarnation

Reincarnation

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing reincarnation story of Dorothy Eady aka Omm Sety. Then, at 17:56, they discuss news stories including Post Malone's cosmetic procedures, strapped at Disneyworld, explosive diarrhea at NBC, the man with 94 kids and 39 wives, and 5 (dumb) Pop Culture Questions... At 48:39, Jesse McIntosh drops in to ponder on Accidental Babies. At 50:31, your Facebook World News Update and Jeff Bezos RMX. At 53:49, Deb Loftis stops by to tell a heart warming story of her time at See's Candy! Finally, at 1:02:09, the Jerby Boys are back with another prank call! #OmmSety

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Dyson Sphere

Dyson Sphere

John Derby and Travis Spencer the mind bending concept of a Dyson Sphere! At 18:13 they cover weird news including suicide by molten steel, a Scandinavian sperm shortage, an update on the "Treasure in the Rockies", hologram communication and of course the Capri Sun World Record Challenge. At 51:14, Jesse McIntosh stops by to explain how sh*t works! At 52:46 your Facebook World News Update. At 56:18, Deb Loftis goes back in time via her Totoro Notebook to sum up the past year. Finally, at 1:04:36, a tale as old as time involving a shammy! #Hesi

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Worst Week Ever

Worst Week Ever

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the tribulations of one man's very bad week. At 19:05, they discuss news stories including the dirtiest man alive, a new study on copulation with robots, man with pet hippo killed by his pet hippo, the first sounds from Mars and of course... a new pigment of blue. At 50:16, Jesse McIntosh has questions about "adult" vitamins. At 51:43, your Facebook World News Update and 86 Charles Martini Remix. At 57:10, Deb Loftis is counting the positives of the pandemic. At 1:07:44, Wolf returns to explain a very messy situation! #WorstYearEver

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Transient Anus

Transient Anus

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the incredible warty comb jellyfish with a transient anus! Then at 11:48, they talk incredible news stories including the British teen who has named 600,000+ Chinese babies, the fact that human made materials outweigh all of the "natural" material on earth, a wind turbine revolution in saving birds, gorillas in San Diego with Coronavirus and of course... Hoff sells K.I.T.T.! At 42:52, Jesse McIntosh contemplates John's words... "there are no asshole babies" At 45:08, your Facebook World News Update and TB12 G.O.A.T. Remix! At 47:50, Deb Loftis lays out her three year plan. And finally, at 1:19:20, John has to can an employee for trying to kill one of the cast members from The Office! #ThreeYearPlan

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Survivor Bias

Survivor Bias

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the concept of survivor bias and how to relate it to life beyond 2020. At 16:24, they discuss trending topics including: glass brain, wolf robots, LSD for Alzheimer's, sex dolls and KFC's twitter account. At 47:06, Jesse McIntosh um um um um um um um... At 48:28, Your Facebook World News Update and 2020 Derby loves Real Dolls Remix! At 50:50, Deb Loftis encourages us all to do good like Camilla. Finally, at 1:01:30 Jerky John returns to recount a tale of a "hilarious" prank phone call... #End2020

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Aliens Are Here

Aliens Are Here

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the Pentagon release of the monitoring of unidentified flying objects... aka ALIENS ARE HERE!!! At 14:00, they discuss the news including Elon Musk's run in with Egypt, colon perusing water beetles, a drug smuggling cat, fast food drive through rankings and suicide preventing nasal spray. At 43:03, Jesse McIntosh returns to proves he knows nothing about real heat. At 44:36, your Facebook World News Update and Trump X Newsom REMIX! At 48:30, Deb Loftis shows her genius in mourning life. Finally, at 52:55, John Jerky returns to tell us about a prank phone call he did not record. #FireInTheSky

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520

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss John's return to Tucson, home of the world famous 520 area code! Then, at 13:10, they discuss trending topics including murder hornets, arrests for no mask in Qatar, Ochocinco's huge tip..., sex dolls in the stands, and Hope Solo's dog. At 42:22, your Facebook World News Update and California Unemployment Remix! At 47:11, Deb Loftis wants to talk about jacarandas but... Finally, at 54:36, John gets canned! #poopisland

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Social Distancing

Social Distancing

John Derby and Travis Spencer wallow in the joy of the new reality of social distancing. Then, at 17:57, they discuss news stories including calling 911 when you're out of toilet paper, skin yarn, pandemic monkey gang fights, a 7,000 year old well, and some old NFL news (DeAndre Hopkins to Cards)... At, 35:59, Jesse McIntosh questions the idea that garbage men know their garbage. At 38:25, your Facebook World News Update and TruMp + p4nD3m1c RmX. At 41:58, Deb Loftis drops some knowledge for the kids to think about during these crazy times. Finally, at 49:55, a must listen Shituation Room that could ease your fears of the toilet paper shortage. #fleaskeeptheguardsaway

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Inner Monologue

Inner Monologue

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the fact that some people don't have an inner monologue... and John has one that is teetering on madness!  Then, at 17:30, they discuss Italy legalized growing marijuana, the real life Newman, toxoplasmosis, home conducted dog c-sections and of course... a tortoise that gets tons of play!  At 42:00, Jesse McIntosh pops in to let us know things he's glad we are running out of.  At 43:15, your Facebook World News Update and John's Inner Monologue: The Remix.  At 46:04, Deb Loftis, catches us up on her Survivor Fantasy League.  Finally, at 52:21, someone left a bag of the good stanky at Jane's  work and she needs to find it fast! #Survivor

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