John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss changing times and learning to be yourself.  Then they cover trending topics including the Melo Kid, Robosexuality, Dubai Trash Drones, heroic three legged Police Dog and Flight Attendant Evacuation.  From the failed athlete's perspective, they weigh the Warriors chances of being the G.O.A.T., the finale of March Madness, and baseball is back! Jesse McIntosh learns new legal terminology and Deb Loftis hates being harassed in the street!  Finally, Donna Wagner tells a story about meeting the one and only Alice Cooper!  #Robosexual

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss John's recent move to the 916 area code! Then they cover trending topics including Microsoft's Tay, Seattle's Tree Man, Frozen Puppies, Murderous Prairie Dogs and taking a photo with a hijacker.  From the failed athlete's perspective they talk the videotaping scandal involving Deangelo Russell, the Warriors dominance continues, and the Cardinals trade for Chandler Jones. Jesse McIntosh is feeling abandoned in LA and Deb Loftis contemplates couch surfing for a year.  Finally John Derby recounts the move to his first day at his new job. #fool

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss leaving with proper notification and how it goes against everything! Then they cover trending topics including, Sea Lion Overpopulation, Pre-Crime Predictions, 5 tons of Quarters Stolen, Drone Degree and the Warmest Winter on Record.  From the failed athlete's perspective, they look back at UFC 196, NFL off-season moves, and the Suns are back... Jesse McIntosh revels in the opportunity to say his favorite word, and Deb Loftis wants to buy all of her friends plane tickets!  Finally, Candice returns to tell a story about sleeping on the job! #Hookers

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the love of candy as a grown ass man.  Then they cover trending topics including Vegas Syphilis Outbreak, Grey Hair Cure, Gopher Gang Bang, Twin Killers (Not Markieff and Marcus) and the Russian Satellite Star.  From the failed athlete's perspective they argue of the majesty of the one and only Wardell Stephen Curry! Jesse McIntosh ponders Derby digging a standing grave, and Deb Loftis loves to travel but will never make it everywhere!  Finally, Ty tells an uplifting story about a student who turned it all around! #shooter

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the monotony of life and how to break out of it!  Then they cover trending topics including a Bald Eagle Deaths, The Cecil Effect, Potato Only Diet, $40,000 Toilet and a case of mistaken identity.  From the failed athlete's perspective they talk the Warriors fastest to 50 wins all time, good riddance to Markieff Morris and Dos Anjos dropping out of fight vs McGregor. Jesse McIntosh ponders what really happened with DMX and Deb Loftis has come to understand the draw to fantasy sports!  Finally, Rick Derby remembers bussing tables and cleaning up vomit! #Purging

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the scientific reality that consciousness extends beyond physical death! They cover trending topics including DMX, Robot Cockroach, Alligator Drive-Thru, Computers deemed legal Drivers and a giant diamond!  From the failed athlete's perspective, they cover the disaster that was Cam Newton, their SB50 prop results and some fantasy basketball. Jesse McIntosh loves when John is silent, and Deb Loftis loses part of history because of a Uniball Vision pen.  Finally, an anonymous storyteller relates a story of getting bit at a bank! #Crystals

John Derby and Travis Spencer notice the increasing amount of greed in the world as resources become more scarce.  Then they discuss trending topics including the Boat found under a Pyramid in Egypt, Bernie Sanders losing six coin tosses in Iowa, Thai Elephant Mauling, lab grown Meatballs and Mozzarella Stick Man v McDonald's.  From the failed athlete's perspective, they analyze SB 50 props and the firing of Jeff Hornacek. Jesse McIntosh knows art and Deb Loftis can't get people to fall out of her life... Finally, Jamie Hafler from the band drug, tells a story of playing with Beck! #drug

John Derby and Travis Spencer the failures in life and of Carson Palmer.  Then they cover trending topics including Oprah's $12 million tweet, $1 million picture of a potato, 'Miracle Man' lives after being frozen solid, Lizard in school lunch salad, and of course the dog that finished 7th in a half marathon in Alabama.  From the failed athlete's perspective, they make their SB50 picks, analyze the Warriors destruction of the Spurs and Blake Griffin's broken hand. Jesse McIntosh wishes he could glide like John, and Deb Loftis remembers her game writing days.  Finally, Margaret tells a story of the man who loved the stiltwalker!  #FlatEarth

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the real life superhero in the making, Olivia Farnsworth aka The Bionic Girl!  Then they discuss trending topics including the Pakistani teen who cut off his own hand, Monkey Head Transplant, Dope doesn't make teens dopes, Hillary Clinton UFO Disclosure and of course Jamie Foxx!  From the failed athlete's perspective, they analyze the NFL Divisional Round and preview the Conference Championships, along with Lebron v Steph. Jesse McIntosh flies home to Maryland but that's not his favorite part of last week, and Deb Loftis becomes a national hero in Turkey!  Finally, Alan Oliver returns to tell a story full of syrupy brown goop! #bionic