John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the rising sense of caution and the new softness of the American teenager aka millennials.  At 9:23, they cover trending topics including Amazon delivery drones, the world of McDonald's, Uber self driving cars in SF, hugging strangers in need and a smart sex toy lawsuit.  At 28:38, Jesse McIntosh revels in his improbably fantasy victory over John! At 31:05 John and Travis look back at 2016 for a special year end review segment.  At 1:00:13, your Facebook World News Update and BL5000 rings in the year of the chicken. At 1:02:38, Deb Loftis wants a Lamborghini for Christmas! And finally, at 1:04:47, Aaron the Iceman returns to tell a fiery good story about a work van! #millennials

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the game changing effects of the meatless burger that tastes and feels like beef! Then they cover trending topics, at 13:42, including anxiety reducing foods, California regulation of cow farts, the inevitable melting of the ice caps, Putin's cloned dog army and a study of low social status monkeys.  At 33:26, Jesse McIntosh remembers Travis' pot legalization celebration. From the failed athletes, at 35:04, the fantasy football and real NFL playoffs are analyzed. At 51:37, your Facebook World News Update and a Methane Remix.  At 54:14, Deb Loftis reads her play from 2009 entitled Sisyphus Modern.  Finally, at 56:57, Ian from Australia recalls a story of something dead above. #methane

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the glorious legalization of marijuana in California and how it was all trumped by well, you know... At 9:10, they discuss trending topics including a Zika cure?, no more condoms in CA porn, San Diego stadium initiative, goodbye Joe Arpaio and of course the bizarre Martin Shkreli Wu-Tang release.  At 26:28, Jesse McIntosh remembers Travis' almost perfect World Series prediction. At 28:07, the failed athletes cover the boring NFL and the excitement of the young NBA season. At 41:48, your Facebook World News Update and the Prop 64 Dope Remix. At 45:33, Deb Loftis remembers the words of Anne Frank and sees history repeating itself again. Finally at 49:54, Kyle the band director tells a story of losing his temper. #trumpe

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss recent events in John's life and the need to eject from a less than ideal situation.  At 10:15, they discuss trending topics including Saturn, VR Groper, the latest on DMX, Rat Soldiers and Nose Cells!  At 29:42, Jesse McIntosh analyzes John's statement of macing himself and his stance on murderers.  At 31:15, the failed athlete's discuss the Cubs in the World Series, NFL ratings down and the return of the NBA! At 53:50, your Facebook World News Update and BL5000 shares the importance voting this election day.  At 58:00, Deb Loftis doodles while in important classes and multitasks while tracking down money owed to her. Finally, at 1:03:47, Jonathan Cowan returns with a story about the corporate vanpool! #legalize

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the recent addition of seven species of Hawaiian bees onto the endangered species list.  At 6:56, they cover trending topics including James Madison University's 'Don't Say List', legitimization of a Mayan Codex, 2019: The New Ice Age, the World's Hottest Chip and the South Bay Cat Killer!  Then, at 27:40, Jesse McIntosh remembers John's fear of men having babies. At 29:46, the failed athletes discuss football, and more football!  At 44:11, your Facebook World News Update and Bees Remix.  At 47:00, Deb Loftis remembers her recent international voyage and how everyone along her path is afraid of Donald Trump!  Finally, at 51:36, Nunya drops in to deliver a story about touching another man's shirt. #bees

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the very real reality of humans drinking the very healthy milk secreted from a cockroach! Then, at 9:27, they cover trending topics including Freddie Mercury Asteroid, babies grown out of 2 sperm and no eggs, 2 Pac Restaurant, Polar Bears attack Russian lab, and America's deadliest animals!  At 31:31 Jesse McIntosh builds his very own Playboy Mansion guest list.  At 33:02, the failed athletes cover week 1 of the NFL season.  At 48:21 the Facebook World News Update and BL5000 remixes Hillary Clinton and her distaste for water.  At 50:50, Deb Loftis records an LYP segment from the final leg of her international voyage! Finally, at 55:18, Chesty McRoddertson tells an amazing story about masturbating frogs in the name of science!! #CaliforniaLove

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing implications of the gene editing tool CRISPR / Cas 9! Then, at 11:51, they cover trending topics including the Mars Prep Mission, Strong Radio Signal from Space?, the sale of the Playboy Mansion, Lucy fell from a tree, and Colin Kaepernick sits down.  At 31:51, Jesse McIntosh grades the last episode and realizes he has standards.  At 33:30, the failed athletes discuss more Fantasy Football and NFL injuries.  At 50:16 your Facebook World News Update and at 50:56 the Crisper Remix..? At 54:04, Deb Loftis drops in from Istanbul to provide some culture and drumming.  Finally, at 59:37, Essa A. tells a story of a world traveler unaware of toilet technique. #popasquat 

John Derby and Travis Spencer delve into the incredibly worthless world of Mock Drafts!  Then at 9:26, they cover trending topics including El Chapo's Son, Ford's vision of a driver-less future, Peanut Allergy Cure?, Monkey attacks Wal Mart Employee and the tiny Giant Panda.  At 25:26, Jesse McIntosh's favorite part from last week's show: "rando".  At 26:58 the failed athlete's offer draft advice in the first Fantasy Football Extravaganza of 2016.  At 39:03, the Facebook World News Update. At 39:44, BL5000 has her own draft advice.  At 42:19, Deb Loftis finds an old calendar and remembers the "explosive charge" put in her head!  Finally, at 47:11, Steph tells a story of a misplacing of election ballots! #kitteninaburka